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Unboxing Mirumi is like traveling back in time. It's late 2025 when it arrives on my doorstep in a box that looks like a shopping bag. Inside sits a fluffy pink robot with an owlish face and surprisingly strong slothlike arms. It's soft to the touch, and then suddenly, I'm transported back to Tokyo, Japan, in 2011. I'm a lowly editorial assistant at an Englis …
