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Dozens of police officers are powerless on French beaches as people smugglers exploit loopholes to pack dinghy
So here’s a story of a morning at the beach. There’s no ice cream, no sandcastles and no sense of fun in this tale – but there are criminal gangs, dune buggies and desperate people.